Because Whistling

I can’t whistle anymore. And according to an informal Facebook poll, neither can about 60% of other people. It’s not that I never knew how to whistle. It’s because I lost that ability. Over the years, I’ve lost other abilities too like: Walking. (Totally overrated.) Because Cleopatra on her litter ain’t got nothin’ on me. … Read moreBecause Whistling

Resting Bitch Face And Emojis

Now, this is a story all about how my life f̶l̶i̶p̶p̶e̶d̶-̶t̶u̶r̶n̶e̶d̶ ̶u̶p̶s̶i̶d̶e̶ ̶d̶o̶w̶n̶ became an episode of The Maury Povich Show. Remember 2 months ago… When I told you that my new neurologist removed my muscular dystrophy diagnosis? Said he suspected I have a new disease called centronuclear myopathy (CNM)? And swabbed my mouth for … Read moreResting Bitch Face And Emojis