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I finally finished the gifts for my siblings’ better halves. (There’s 3 of them. Does that make a whole one? Maybe more than a whole

I’m a bit grumpy today. Grumpier than normal. I’d say I was feeling salty except that’s not quite right. Salty implies I’m upset but still

WARNING: I use the word “sperm” in this email. Read it at your own risk. . . . All the pennies I needed to start

What makes you happy? I’m not talking about that excited, screaming YASSS from the IG rooftop while butchering Pharrell’s clap along lyrics like you’re dressing

Ever heard the cliche “like watching paint dry?” Well, paint ain’t got nothing on watching pennies oxidize. Because that goopy slop dries relatively quick. But

I went for my yearly eye exam yesterday. My insurance doesn’t cover the cost of my exam or contact lenses. So I expect a certain