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[mk_padding_divider size=”80″][mk_fancy_title color=”#ffffff” size=”40″ font_weight=”300″ font_style=”normal” txt_transform=”none” margin_bottom=”0″ font_family=”Abril+Fatface” font_type=”google” align=”center”]There’s no such thing as perfect copy. But by hiring me, you can get[/mk_fancy_title][mk_fancy_title color=”#ffffff” size=”75″ font_weight=”300″ font_style=”normal” txt_transform=”none” margin_bottom=”0″ font_family=”Abril+Fatface” font_type=”google” align=”center”]Pretty Damn Close.[/mk_fancy_title][mk_padding_divider size=”80″]
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[mk_fancy_title color=”#222222″ size=”48″ font_weight=”300″ font_style=”normal” txt_transform=”none” margin_bottom=”18″ font_family=”Abril+Fatface” font_type=”google”]A La Carte[/mk_fancy_title][mk_fancy_title tag_name=”h1″ color=”#404040″ size=”20″ font_weight=”300″ font_style=”normal” txt_transform=”none” margin_bottom=”18″ font_family=”none”]Does cleaning up your copywriting feel dreadful . . .[/mk_fancy_title][mk_fancy_title tag_name=”h1″ color=”#404040″ size=”20″ font_weight=”300″ font_style=”normal” txt_transform=”none” margin_bottom=”18″ font_family=”none”]Like you’d rather clean up a landfill?
[/mk_fancy_title][mk_fancy_title tag_name=”h1″ color=”#404040″ size=”20″ font_weight=”300″ font_style=”normal” txt_transform=”none” margin_bottom=”18″ font_family=”none”]Smelly black trash bags full of dirty diapers… ABSOLUTELY.[/mk_fancy_title][mk_fancy_title tag_name=”h1″ color=”#404040″ size=”20″ font_weight=”300″ font_style=”normal” txt_transform=”none” margin_bottom=”18″ font_family=”none”]Slimy, rotted vegetables…SURE THING.
[/mk_fancy_title][mk_fancy_title tag_name=”h1″ color=”#404040″ size=”20″ font_weight=”300″ font_style=”normal” txt_transform=”none” margin_bottom=”18″ font_family=”none”]Mysterious odors emanating from your hands…YES, PLEASE.[/mk_fancy_title][mk_fancy_title tag_name=”h1″ color=”#404040″ size=”20″ font_weight=”300″ font_style=”normal” txt_transform=”none” margin_bottom=”18″ font_family=”none”]Oscar The Grouch ain’t got nothin’ on you.[/mk_fancy_title][mk_fancy_title tag_name=”h1″ color=”#404040″ size=”20″ font_weight=”300″ font_style=”normal” txt_transform=”none” margin_bottom=”18″ font_family=”none”]But copy editing your own copywriting…NO, THANKS.[/mk_fancy_title][mk_fancy_title color=”#c30017″ size=”48″ font_weight=”300″ font_style=”normal” txt_transform=”none” margin_bottom=”18″ font_family=”Abril+Fatface” font_type=”google”]Don’t Worry…I’ve Got You Covered.[/mk_fancy_title]
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[mk_padding_divider size=”50″][mk_fancy_title color=”#ffffff” size=”48″ font_weight=”300″ font_style=”normal” txt_transform=”none” margin_bottom=”10″ font_family=”Abril+Fatface” font_type=”google”]Price…[/mk_fancy_title][mk_fancy_title color=”#ffffff” size=”20″ font_weight=”300″ font_style=”normal” txt_transform=”none” margin_top=”15″ margin_bottom=”0″ font_family=”none”]My copy editing services are wrapped up into one tidy package.[/mk_fancy_title][mk_fancy_title color=”#ffffff” size=”20″ font_weight=”300″ font_style=”normal” txt_transform=”none” margin_top=”15″ margin_bottom=”0″ font_family=”none”]What this means is that I don’t nickel and dime the Hell out of you. I don’t rapidly raise my rates because you want copy that rocks your customers’ socks off.[/mk_fancy_title][mk_fancy_title color=”#ffffff” size=”20″ font_weight=”300″ font_style=”normal” txt_transform=”none” margin_top=”15″ margin_bottom=”0″ font_family=”none”]One stubborn comma that’s out of place doesn’t mean JACK if your copy’s rank with engagement issues.[/mk_fancy_title][mk_fancy_title color=”#ffffff” size=”20″ font_weight=”300″ font_style=”normal” txt_transform=”none” margin_top=”15″ margin_bottom=”0″ font_family=”none”]I don’t charge by the hour either.[/mk_fancy_title][mk_fancy_title color=”#ffffff” size=”20″ font_weight=”300″ font_style=”normal” txt_transform=”none” margin_top=”15″ margin_bottom=”0″ font_family=”none”]Because you can’t time creativity.[/mk_fancy_title][mk_padding_divider size=”50″]
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Content
Structure
Clarity
Persuasion
Sentence structure
Word choice
Awkward phrasing
Repetitiveness
Rhythm
Excess words
Generalities vs. specifics
Jargon and clichés
Grammar
Spelling
Punctuation
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[mk_fancy_title color=”#222222″ size=”48″ font_weight=”300″ font_style=”normal” txt_transform=”none” margin_bottom=”0″ font_family=”Abril+Fatface” font_type=”google”]Editing Services:[/mk_fancy_title][mk_divider style=”thin_solid” divider_width=”custom_width” custom_width=”75″ align=”left” thickness=”3″ margin_top=”30″ margin_bottom=”30″][mk_fancy_title color=”#dd3333″ size=”20″ font_weight=”300″ font_style=”normal” txt_transform=”none” margin_top=”15″ margin_bottom=”0″ font_family=”none”]I charge a flat rate of $125 USD per page. [/mk_fancy_title][mk_fancy_title color=”#404040″ size=”20″ font_weight=”300″ font_style=”normal” txt_transform=”none” margin_top=”15″ margin_bottom=”0″ font_family=”none”]1 page = up to 350 typed words in Times New Roman font. [/mk_fancy_title][mk_fancy_title color=”#404040″ size=”20″ font_weight=”300″ font_style=”normal” txt_transform=”none” margin_top=”15″ margin_bottom=”0″ font_family=”none”]This price is for any type of copy, including but not limited to:[/mk_fancy_title][mk_fancy_title color=”#404040″ size=”20″ font_weight=”300″ font_style=”normal” txt_transform=”none” margin_top=”15″ margin_bottom=”0″ font_family=”none”]-Website pages

-Landing pages

-Sales pages

-Blog posts

-Emails

-Newsletters[/mk_fancy_title][mk_fancy_title color=”#222222″ size=”48″ font_weight=”300″ font_style=”normal” txt_transform=”none” margin_top=”20″ margin_bottom=”0″ font_family=”Abril+Fatface” font_type=”google”]Editing Services Perks:[/mk_fancy_title][mk_fancy_title color=”#404040″ size=”20″ font_weight=”300″ font_style=”normal” txt_transform=”none” margin_top=”15″ margin_bottom=”0″ font_family=”none”]FREE access to my paid products.[/mk_fancy_title][mk_fancy_title color=”#404040″ size=”20″ font_weight=”300″ font_style=”normal” txt_transform=”none” margin_top=”15″ margin_bottom=”0″ font_family=”none”]My cell phone number, so you can contact me anytime you need me.[/mk_fancy_title][mk_fancy_title color=”#404040″ size=”20″ font_weight=”300″ font_style=”normal” txt_transform=”none” margin_top=”15″ margin_bottom=”0″ font_family=”none”]Surprises in the mail. It could be a rock I painted. It could be a cool pen. You never know.[/mk_fancy_title][mk_fancy_title color=”#404040″ size=”20″ font_weight=”300″ font_style=”normal” txt_transform=”none” margin_top=”15″ margin_bottom=”0″ font_family=”none”]All the dry humor you can handle.
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[mk_padding_divider size=”120″][mk_fancy_title color=”#ffffff” size=”48″ font_weight=”300″ font_style=”normal” txt_transform=”none” margin_bottom=”0″ font_family=”Abril+Fatface” font_type=”google”]How to Apply for Editing Services . . .[/mk_fancy_title][mk_divider style=”thin_solid” divider_width=”custom_width” custom_width=”75″ align=”left” thickness=”3″ margin_top=”30″ margin_bottom=”30″][mk_fancy_title color=”#ffffff” size=”20″ font_weight=”300″ font_style=”normal” txt_transform=”none” margin_bottom=”18″ font_family=”none”]Send me an email me with:[/mk_fancy_title][mk_fancy_title color=”#ffffff” size=”20″ font_weight=”300″ font_style=”normal” txt_transform=”none” margin_bottom=”18″ font_family=”none”]The copy you need edited.[/mk_fancy_title][mk_fancy_title color=”#ffffff” size=”20″ font_weight=”300″ font_style=”normal” txt_transform=”none” margin_bottom=”18″ font_family=”none”]Yes, it’s that SIMPLE.[/mk_fancy_title][mk_fancy_title color=”#ffffff” size=”20″ font_weight=”300″ font_style=”normal” txt_transform=”none” margin_bottom=”18″ font_family=”none”]But if you feel your copy editing needs are complex and want to talk about them, I’m happy to chat with you.

Please be sure to specify in the email if you want to talk about your copy editing needs.[/mk_fancy_title][mk_fancy_title color=”#ffffff” size=”20″ font_weight=”300″ font_style=”normal” txt_transform=”none” margin_bottom=”18″ font_family=”none”][email protected][/mk_fancy_title][mk_padding_divider size=”80″]

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