Dude, business is risky (Hey, Tom.). And while I love using my experiences, and the experiences of countless other entrepreneurs I know, have worked with, and have drank endless rounds of shots with, business is still risky. So my advice doesn’t come with any guarantees. You get that, right? Cool. Oh, and if you need professional help, consider hiring a business consultant. Preferably one with a suit and briefcase.

Additionally, thanks for visiting! My site is a resource guide for educational and informational purposes. (And sometimes venting about inappropriate topics such as nasty dog farts, faulty medical equipment, and/or bad grammar. You know–the usual.) To write my articles and tips, I use my experiences, the experiences of others, and various other resources including but not limited to the interwebs, the Encyclopedia Britannica (what? you didn’t buy the extended library collection of 1989?) and/or The Bible. (Kidding. But maybe not.) That said, my advice doesn’t come with any guarantees. By visiting this site, you’re essentially signing a contract that says that you understand that I make no guarantees, and you won’t try to sue me or report me to the Trump administration. Because that? Would be awkward.