The Grumpy Grammarian

Copy Editing

Pedantic grammarians wield their red-pen gavels, hammering 400-year-old grammar rules into your mind with no regard for deeper meaning. Instead of considering the intent behind these rules — like clarity, conciseness, or persuasion — these sticklers follow grammar rules to the letter. Even if it means sucking the life out of your copywriting.

As a copywriter, your job is to sell your clients’ products or services, not get a pat on the back from your 5th grade Language Arts teacher.

This is where the art of copy editing comes in. It’s like mixing paint colors to create a masterpiece… It’s about embracing the spirit of grammar rules. So you can strategically deviate from them and turn boring copywriting into pure persuasion gold.

With a little creativity focused on rule breaking, even the most ordinary copy can be sculpted into a masterpiece of persuasion — capable of compelling the audience into action while leaving a lasting impact.

So, the next time you’re looking to turn your copywriting into a persuasion masterpiece, consider hiring me to be your copy editor. I’m not afraid to throw the grammar rule book away and make your copywriting legendary.


Websites (Home Page, About Page, Product/Services Page): $125 per page

Sales Pages: $225 for a short-form sales page (up to 3,000 words)                                                                $400 for a long-form sales page (up to 6,000 words)

Email Sequences: $225 for a short sequence (up to 3,000 words)
                            $400 for a long sequence (up to 7,000 words)

Lead magnet: $225 for a short lead magnet (2-3 pages)

Facebook Ads: $125 for up to 5 ads

Funnels: $550 for lead magnet + 1 landing/opt-in page + 1 thank you page + short email sequence
              $750 for lead magnet + 1 landing/opt-in page + 1 thank you page + 5 ads + long email sequence

*I do not copy edit eBooks or manuscripts

My copy editing turns…

-Boring sales pages into persuasion-packed powerhouses.
-Confusing email chaos into crystal-clear, can’t-look-away sequences.
-Wordy website jargon into snappy, simple copy that grabs attention.

It’s not just copy editing — It’s like a perpetual profit maker.

Ready to make your copywriting as appealing as Girl Scout Cookies? Let’s talk. Email me


Retainer 1: I’ll copy edit 20 pieces of copywriting and add suggestions to improve it. This is a simple back-and-forth retainer relationship.

COST: $1,195 per month

Retainer 2: I’ll copy edit 20 pieces of copywriting, add suggestions to improve it, plus give you a 1-hour private call every month.

COST: $1,395 per month

You’ll get consistent, reliable work on your copywriting at a significantly lower rate than my one-off projects.

You’ll get fast turn around. You won’t have the headaches of waiting for a spot in my calendar.

You won’t second-guess yourself or reread your copy 50 million times to make sure it’s perfect.

My copy editing retainer gives you…

-Peace of mind

That your copywriting is as clear, concise, and compelling as it can be — before you hand it off to your client.

Want to try my copy editing out before you commit to a retainer?

I’d love that. I’ll edit one piece of copy (home page, about page, Facebook ads, etc.) for you at my reduced one-off fee listed above.

Ready to make your copywriting as addictive as reality TV? Let’s talk. Email me