The Grumpy Grammarian

HOT BITS: Reels & TikToks So Spicy They'll Scorch Your Screen

Creating IG & TikTok content can be as frustrating as having gum stuck in your hair.

Picture it—You unwrap that fresh piece of watermelon Bubblicious. You’re feeling bold, pumped, ready to blow a record-setting bubble.

You chew, carefully and intentionally puff all your creativity into it… and POP! Suddenly, your hopes deflate as your grand plans get stuck in a sticky mess.

You have a choice…

You can slather your hair in peanut butter (and let’s be honest, it’ll take a truckload of Skippy to solve this problem).


You can resort to drastic measures and give your luscious locks the chop.

But hold up, I’ve got a third option you might not have considered—let me handle the sticky situation (punny cliche intended).

I specialize in repurposing your existing content and transforming it into snappy, scroll-stopping Reels & TikToks.

But this isn’t just content recycling…

It’s content alchemy—a fusion of copy editing artistry and copywriting chemistry that turns your old-school posts into social media gold.

Let’s face it—you’re probably feeling like a worn-out bubble gum machine. Years of producing content has taken the shine off your creative exterior and left your gears of inspiration stripped.

Once upon a time, you were the Willy Wonka of your industry, churning out lip-smacking content that everyone devoured.

But now, your posts are more like stale, forgotten gum wedged under a park bench – unnoticed, unappealing, and unmoving.

Your Instagram grid? Feels like bubble gum comics that no one’s laughing at anymore.

Your TikTok videos? Feels like Zebra Fruit Stripe Gum that lost its flavor, fast.

The thought of writing bite-sized content is more overwhelming than actually removing gum from your hair.

But fear not, there’s a way out of this sticky situation—ME.

I’m not offering you a pair of scissors or a jar of peanut butter. Instead, I’m offering to take the creativity conundrum out of your hair, untangle the mess, and breathe new life into your content.

Instead I…

Repurpose and Refresh: I’ll dive into your old content, uncover Hot Bits, and give them a fun, fresh spin that hooks your audience all over again.

Create Vibrant Posts and Videos: I’ll transform your Hot Bits into vibrant Instagram Reels & TikToks, capturing your unique voice in a way that blows your followers’ minds, not just bubbles.


I prefer to start you off with a bite-sized sample of the full HOT BITS experience. This helps us get to know each other and make sure we’re a good match.


3 Short and Snappy IG Reels or TikToks Scripts.


1. You email me and ask to try my HOT BITS: Reels & TikToks So Spicy They’ll Scorch Your Screen.

2. I’ll send you an invoice.

3. You pay the invoice and send me the old content you want turned into 3 Reels & TikToks.

4. In 3-5 days, you’ll receive 3 Short and Snappy IG Reels or TikToks Scripts.

5. Read them and send me feedback.

6. I’ll make changes to the scripts and send them back to you.

That’s it. We’re done.

If you love your sample, you can move to the full HOT BITS experience. But, if for whatever reason you don’t like what I create for you, I’ll refund your money.

COST: $195



12 Short and Snappy Instagram Reels or TikToks Scripts.

Each IG Reel or TikTok will range from 15 to 30 seconds.

If you want longer videos, we can discuss that. There will be a price increase.

Unwrap the sweetness of dynamic content that will satisfy your followers’ cravings.

Cost: $495


One, 60-Minute Strategy Session: Let’s dive into your brand’s goals and target audience during this personalized session. It’s an opportunity for us to align our efforts and make sure the repurposed content seamlessly integrates with your brand identity, leaving a lasting impression like a childhood candy memory.

Content for IG or TikTok: You’ll receive a series of professionally crafted Reels or TikToks tailored to the platform of your choice. Each piece will be a delicious blend of creativity and strategy, satisfying your audience’s craving for captivating content.

Support: Communication is key, and that’s why you’ll have direct access to me via email for any follow-up questions or concerns you might have after our 60-Minute Strategy Session. Expect prompt responses and personalized support, providing a delightful customer experience from start to finish.


Our 60-minute session is designed to be an open, free-flowing conversation. During this time, we will cover various aspects, including:

Strategy and Brainstorming: Our dialogue will be filled with sweet ideas and creative brainstorming. We’ll discuss your goals, target audience, and desired outcomes, crafting a winning strategy that satisfies your brand’s vision.

Content Creation: Together, we’ll explore innovative ways to repurpose your existing content, infusing it with the sweetness that aligns seamlessly with your brand’s identity. The end result will be a treat that captures your audience’s hearts.

Brand Identity Alignment: It’s crucial that the repurposed content feels like a natural extension of your current brand. We’ll work closely together, so the final result reflects your brand’s values and aesthetics.


Content to Be Repurposed: Share your existing content 2 weeks before our scheduled call. This will give me time to work my magic and transform it into irresistible treats that captivate your audience.

Quick Response Time: Timely feedback and input from you will create a smooth workflow and timely completion of your project. Let’s keep the collaboration as sweet as sugar.

Payment with a Cherry on Top: Prompt payment prior to our call will keep the momentum going. By doing so, you’re helping me continue to provide exceptional services to all my clients and deliver confectionary creations that leave a lasting impression.


All Deliverables: I’ll provide the agreed-upon Reels and TikToks, all meticulously crafted with the utmost attention to detail and infused with your brand’s essence. Each piece will be a treat that leaves your audience wanting more.

Personalized Attention: During our strategy session, you’ll have my undivided attention. We’ll discuss content strategies, brainstorm innovative ideas, and create a confectionary masterpiece that elevates your social media presence.

Prompt Support: Your questions or concerns will receive timely attention. I’ll be there every step of the way to provide the support you need to create a memorable brand experience.


1. I don’t provide detailed analytics  or viral content guarantees. I focus on creating delectable content.

2. Competitor research, social media trends & trending songs*/challenges, hashtag selection*, or keywords* are outside the scope of my services. I specialize in crafting unique content that sets you apart. (I will show you how to find & pick trending songs, hashtags, and/or keywords.)

3. I don’t offer a money-back guarantee for the full HOT BITS experience. But I do offer a Happiness Guarantee. I’m committed to your satisfaction and success. If for any reason, you’re not singing my praises after the first 30 days, I’m here to work closely with you to address any concerns.


This service is most effective on a retainer. The longer we work together, the better my content repurposing gets. But I recommend you try the HOT BITS sample first. And after that, go on retainer with the full HOT BITS experience. 

Let’s transform your content creation struggles into a sweet dream. Email me, and satisfy your audience’s cravings with HOT BITS: Reels & TikToks So Spicy They’ll Scorch Your Screen.