The Signature Grumpy Grammarian Process
-> Fill out the inquiry form on my Contact Page. Or contact me via phone/email.
-> I contact you within 24-48 hours and set up a time to “talk” with you about your copy edit needs. And by “talk” I mean you get to hear my rattling, restrictive lung disease voice.
-> During our “talk”, we discuss your project’s needs, establish a timeline & pricing.
-> 24 hours after our “talk”, I send you an agreement. If you accept my proposition proposal, I send you an invoice for 50% of the total project fee.
-> You pay my invoice and send me your document. Preferably in a Google Doc or PDF.
-> After I receive your paid invoice, I copy edit the document. With either comments (Google Doc) or Notes (PDF). I include reasons for my suggestions. Unless it’s a typo like a spelling error. I still point that out. But I don’t justify my reason for fixing it.
-> You review my copy edits and follow up with me about any questions or concerns you have.
-> I revise my copy edits. If necessary.
-> Lastly, I send you an invoice for the remaining 50% of the total project fee. And, you pay the invoice.
-> OPTIONAL: We get matching tattoos.
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