Guarantee

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[mk_fancy_title color=”#222222″ size=”48″ font_weight=”300″ font_style=”normal” txt_transform=”none” margin_bottom=”18″ font_family=”Abril+Fatface” font_type=”google”]Guarantee[/mk_fancy_title][mk_fancy_title color=”#c30017″ size=”30″ font_weight=”300″ font_style=”normal” txt_transform=”none” margin_bottom=”18″ font_family=”Abril+Fatface” font_type=”google”]The Signature Grumpy Grammarian Guarantee[/mk_fancy_title][mk_fancy_title color=”#404040″ size=”20″ font_weight=”300″ font_style=”normal” txt_transform=”none” margin_bottom=”18″ font_family=”none”]While George Carlin’s comedic skills linguistically-evoke laughter from you, it’s doubtful he ever had to coerce anyone for money or pen a ransom note.[/mk_fancy_title][mk_fancy_title color=”#404040″ size=”20″ font_weight=”300″ font_style=”normal” txt_transform=”none” margin_bottom=”18″ font_family=”none”]You shouldn’t have to either.[/mk_fancy_title][mk_fancy_title color=”#404040″ size=”20″ font_weight=”300″ font_style=”normal” txt_transform=”none” margin_bottom=”18″ font_family=”none”]That’s why I only produce 100% original word work. Just like your copywriting.[/mk_fancy_title][mk_fancy_title color=”#404040″ size=”20″ font_weight=”300″ font_style=”normal” txt_transform=”none” margin_bottom=”18″ font_family=”none”]Confusing, persuasive-less language IS harmed during my copy editing process.[/mk_fancy_title][mk_fancy_title color=”#404040″ size=”20″ font_weight=”300″ font_style=”normal” txt_transform=”none” margin_bottom=”18″ font_family=”none”]But by some small chance you feel my copy editing is lackluster, contact me within 48 hours and I’ll happily refund your money. NO QUESTIONS ASKED.[/mk_fancy_title][mk_fancy_title color=”#404040″ size=”20″ font_weight=”300″ font_style=”normal” txt_transform=”none” margin_bottom=”18″ font_family=”none”]Guaran-damn-teed.[/mk_fancy_title]
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