Guarantee

Guarantee

The Signature Grumpy Grammarian Guarantee

While George Carlin’s comedic skills linguistically-evoke laughter from you, it’s doubtful he ever had to coerce anyone for money or pen a ransom note.

You shouldn’t have to either.

That’s why I only produce 100% original word work. Just like your copywriting.

Confusing, persuasive-less language IS harmed during my copy editing process.

But by some small chance you feel my copy editing is lackluster, contact me within 48 hours and I’ll happily refund your money. NO QUESTIONS ASKED.

Guaran-damn-teed.

Still have questions?

Email me: autumn@grumpygrammarian.com

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