Cringeworthy Outcomes and Word Connectors

Sometimes cringeworthy outcomes bring me uninhibited joy. And that uninhibited joy is always self-indulgent. Because self-indulgent is my version of self-care. If it brings me pleasure, then I’m doing it. No ifs, ands, or dog butts about it. Right now, that pleasure is taking pictures of my dogs catching treats. And laughing at our epic … Read moreCringeworthy Outcomes and Word Connectors

Because Whistling

I can’t whistle anymore. And according to an informal Facebook poll, neither can about 60% of other people. It’s not that I never knew how to whistle. It’s because I lost that ability. Over the years, I’ve lost other abilities too like: Walking. (Totally overrated.) Because Cleopatra on her litter ain’t got nothin’ on me. … Read moreBecause Whistling

Resting Bitch Face And Emojis

Now, this is a story all about how my life f̶l̶i̶p̶p̶e̶d̶-̶t̶u̶r̶n̶e̶d̶ ̶u̶p̶s̶i̶d̶e̶ ̶d̶o̶w̶n̶ became an episode of The Maury Povich Show. Remember 2 months ago… When I told you that my new neurologist removed my muscular dystrophy diagnosis? Said he suspected I have a new disease called centronuclear myopathy (CNM)? And swabbed my mouth for … Read moreResting Bitch Face And Emojis