A La Carte

There’s no such thing as perfect copy. But by hiring me, you can get

Pretty Damn Close.

A La Carte

Does cleaning up your copywriting feel dreadful . . .

Like you’d rather clean up a landfill?

Smelly black trash bags full of dirty diapers… ABSOLUTELY.

Slimy, rotted vegetables…SURE THING.

Mysterious odors emanating from your hands…YES, PLEASE.

Oscar The Grouch ain’t got nothin’ on you.

But copy editing your own copywriting…NO, THANKS.

Don’t Worry… I’ve Got You Covered.


My copy editing services are wrapped up into one tidy package.

What this means is that I don’t nickel and dime the Hell out of you. I don’t rapidly raise my rates because you want copy that rocks your customers’ socks off.

One stubborn comma that’s out of place doesn’t mean JACK if your copy’s rank with engagement issues.

I don’t charge by the hour either.

Because you can’t time creativity.

Your Copy is Edited For . . .

  • Content
  • Structure
  • Clarity
  • Persuasion
  • Sentence structure
  • Word choice
  • Awkward phrasing
  • Repetitiveness
  • Rhythm
  • Excess words
  • Generalities vs. specifics
  • Jargon and clichés
  • Grammar
  • Spelling
  • Punctuation

Editing Services...

I charge a flat rate of $125 USD per page.

1 page = up to 350 typed words in Times New Roman font.

This price is for any type of copy, including but not limited to:

-Website pages

-Landing pages

-Sales pages

-Blog posts



Editing Services Perks...

FREE access to my paid products.

My cell phone number, so you can contact me anytime you need me.

Surprises in the mail. It could be a rock I painted. It could be a cool pen. You never know.

All the dry humor you can handle.

How to Apply for Editing Services . . .

Send me an email me with:

The copy you need edited.

Yes, it’s that SIMPLE.

But if you feel your copy editing needs are complex and want to talk about them, I’m happy to chat with you.

Please be sure to specify in the email if you want to talk about your copy editing needs.

[email protected]

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