A La Carte Edits

There’s no such thing as perfect copy. But by hiring me, you can get

Damn Close.

A La Carte Edits

Does cleaning up your copywriting feel dreadful . . .

Like you’d rather clean up a landfill?

Smelly black trash bags full of dirty diapers… ABSOLUTELY.

Slimy, rotted vegetables…SURE THING.

Mysterious odors emanating from your hands…YES, PLEASE.

Oscar The Grouch ain’t got nothin’ on you.

But copy editing your own copywriting…NO, THANKS.

Don’t Worry… I’ve Got You Covered.

A La Carte Edits Include. . .

DEVELOPMENTAL EDITING: big-picture edit that makes sure your copy’s message is complete and clear.

  • Content 
  • Message
  • Structure
  • Flow
  • Clarity

LINE EDITING: a comprehensive edit for style that makes sure your copy sounds like you.

  • Sentence structure
  • Awkward phrasing
  • Word choice
  • Repetitiveness
  • Excess words
  • Generalities vs. specifics 
  • Jargon and clichés

COPY EDITING: a last-pass edit that makes sure your copy is free from common typos.

  • Consistency
  • Grammar
  • Spelling
  • Punctuation

COPYWRITING: a strategic enhancement of your copy that connects your readers to you and compels them to take action.

  • Storytelling
  • Persuasion
  • Power words
  • Rhythm
  • Repetition

Editing Services...

Flat Rate A La Carte Edits wrapped up into one tidy package.

Website Page or a One-Off Project:

200 typed words = $125 USD

Sales Pages:

Less than 2,000 words = $300 USD
2,000 to 5,000 words = $550 USD
5,000 to 10,000 words = $800 USD

Email Sequences:

Less than 7 emails = $300 USD
7 to 14 emails = $500 USD
14 to 21 emails = $700 USD

Blog Posts:

Less than 500 words = $200 USD
500 to 1,000 words = $250 USD
1,000 to 2,000 words = $300 USD

Instagram Captions or Facebook Posts:

150-200 words = $75 USD

Product Descriptions:

75 to 150 words = $125 USD

*Other copy editing services and pricing available by request.


Access to me through Voxer (a Walkie Talkie messaging app), so you can contact me anytime you need me.

Surprises in the mail. It could be a rock I painted. It could be a cool pen. You never know.

All the dry humor you can handle.

How to book my A La Carte Edits . . .

Send me an email at autumn@grumpygrammarian.com with:

The copy you need edited.

And I’ll send you a PayPal invoice.

Once your payment is received, I’ll perfect your content within 3-5 business days.

(Yes, it’s that SIMPLE.)

P.S. If your copy editing needs need more attention than an A La Carte Edit, I’m happy to chat with you.

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